Is this Canada? This seems like Canada.
This could have gone so wrong
Nothing goes wrong in Canada
Even if it did we all have free health care
In Canada we have this thing called water that is cold enough to freeze your ass off. If they had fallen out, it is possible and likely they would not have survived, as during winter, the water becomes so cold that your body can only stand up to 30 seconds of contact before it shuts down.
Ice bucket challenge
I smell it in the air. It’s coming.